And you'll be the guy who ends up with her.
Only in, like, a Hollywood movie or something. That don't stop us from getting the hot chicks. So what he's fugly? All the guys in our family are fugly. He's too chicken to ask her out, Dad, 'cause she's the hottest girl in school, and Greg is fugly. I heard too much conditioning can make you go blind. What's that? You like a girl? Is that why you've been taking them long showers? No, I'm conditioning my hair. Have the best last day of school, my gorgeous children! I love you all! Bye, Mom. I got to go to that? I mean, I get to go to that? Great. Don't forget Becky's ballet recital at 11:00.
It's the first time I've got a free schedule. Why don't you go on a diet, fat gordo este? Come on, I've had a job since I'm 16. Oh, but it's perfect right now, you know? If I buy one large pizza, Greg gets 2 pieces, Keith gets two, Becky gets 1, you get 1, I get 4. How would you feel about expanding? Having another kid? Mmm-hmm. That's why I've been thinking, we moved back here to your hometown so we could have more quality time with our family, right? That's right. Oh, but you're such a good daddy for picking up all the pieces. I told Becky you could sew it back together for her. Is it a gift? No, it's the Gigglesworth massacre.
Obviously you're, like, 13, so I don't know, but it's actually pretty nice and cute, and you should out the head off it, okay. Normally I'd let you just blow it off and play hooky, but I'm volunteering at the soup kitchen today, so when I'm done, I'll come pick you up and we'll hang out. How about I take you to school? No school. Hiccups McGee? Oh, my God, I have a kid I don't know about with Hiccups McGee? And no offense, but I'm gonna have to ask for a DNA test, you know, because you just never. Right in the middle of making out, I got a really bad case of the hiccups. Well, not to be mean, but I'm not even 1,000% sure who you are. So he gets off the train and nobody's there? Braden needs to spend at least one summer with you so he can say he has a dad, you deadbeat, Higgins. What is this? A necklace? Happy 20th anniversary, babe. You got a lot of appointments today, sweetie? Nah, just one repair job. He looks like Nicki Minaj trying to shake her butt implants back into place. Today he is all yours, and it's gonna get nasty.
Ronnie, honey, did a doo-doo grenade go off in your diaper? You gonna change it? That's not my son, that's your son. You're gonna need federal aid to clean that up. Well, looks like a horse took a dump in Ronnie's diaper. Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college. Oh, building the confidence right here with R2-D2. It's the last day of school, and Mom says I'm free to express myself. I'm just wondering if they'll attract too much attention, you know, from outer space. Okay, you sure you want to go with those boots, honey? I know you bedazzled them yourself. Is he a little boy or a computer? 'Cause I can't figure it out. Really? Okay, Bean, well, what's 7 + 9? 79. Hey, Bean, working on the math, huh? Yep Mommy said if I get all my math questions right, I get to ride my bike to school with Becky Feder. Gigglesworth! Daddy, he's killing him! A new problem begins. Ah! Ah! Get out of the way! Oh, my God! Problem solved. You like this guy? Huh? You want to play with him? All right, let's go play in the other room. What's he looking at? Move your doll towards me. I'm just going to massage his head for a little bit with it. Greg, I'm gonna need a bat! Daddy,no! No, no, I'm not going to hit the deer. Oh, no, you did a nice thing, sweetheart. Daddy, I left the front door open in case any animals wanted to come in. I think your mother's here from Mexico, and she needs to leave. Mmm? Go over to the window right now and open it as wide as you can.